i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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