no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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