You're my little dorito
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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