Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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