Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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