Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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