Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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