At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
as a side note pls kill me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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