ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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