I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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