Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She just used a chaser for red wine.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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