the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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