i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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