Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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