You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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