She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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