Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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