Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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