he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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