no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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