I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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