Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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