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  he said he didn't have a condom.

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  and you said?

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  that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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• (818): View more from California

  So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.

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