YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My pussy is not your playground.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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