Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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