Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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