if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i believe in u and ur pee
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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