Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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