We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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