would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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