the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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