i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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