You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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