it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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