The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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