i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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