Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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