But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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