if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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