so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
whose parrot is this?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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