dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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