She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
home. puking in laundry basket.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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