so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
