VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
