Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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