Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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