Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
