escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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