Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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