I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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