I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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