that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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