"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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