Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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