Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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